how the fuck do the kids in tv shows meet up for breakfast and talk before school
Postcards For Ants, Lorraine Loots
taking selfies with my friends like
aren’t those the guys from scrubs?
Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.
treat other ladies like leslie knope treats ann perkins
all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with